Pun Intended!

Saturday, July 30, 2005

The Australian Airbase

My friend, a pilot trainee was posted to Tamworth in Australia recently. He will only be there TAMporarily. Hope the TAMperature is fine and that it won't be too TAMperate (as a result of a TAMpest). Maybe he will be able to enjoy a nice meal of TAMpura there, accompanied by a nice glass of TAMarind juice. Maybe picking up TAMil will be useful. Anyway, as a trainee, he will probably have to come up with several TAMplates for presentations, and they must not be TAMe. It is also important that he does not TAMper with the aircraft equipment. Overall, it should be a WORTHwhile experience for him.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Saving time as a Secretary

Life as a secretary requires a lot of time. The job scope focuses mainly on taking MINUTES, hence we must listen attentively with HOUR YEARS. Sometimes we may be required to SECOND certain decisions about to be made, and to take note of which issues have been finalised and which are still TEN-THIRTY-ive. We must always fulfil HOUR duties no matter how WEEK we feel.